You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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