Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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