i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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