just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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