I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon