1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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