i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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