I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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