I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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