I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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