I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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