Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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