32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
