Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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