you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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