I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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