I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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