plz talk dirty to me
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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