Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Randomize
