Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
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lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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