that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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