jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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