Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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