Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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