Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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