roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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