I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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