He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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