She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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