sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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