so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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