you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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