When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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