normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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