there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok