Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
