My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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