He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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