You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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