Dual....:-)
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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