I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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