What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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