Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I look better un-naked...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
do nipples grow back?
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