saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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