Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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