yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
