Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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