No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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