Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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