he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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