I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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