Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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