Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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