They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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