Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
How's work?
Spinning.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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