I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize