There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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