No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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